Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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