To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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