I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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