Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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