Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
How drunk are you?
Completed.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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