it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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