The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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