ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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