eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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