oh god the rape fog is back!
now i know why i became what i already was.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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