party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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