Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
