I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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