sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i will never coherently bang her
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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