ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
