i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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