Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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