KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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