There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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