then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I party with great urgency now.
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