You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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