Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
