In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
whose parrot is this?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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