using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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