idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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