i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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