Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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