what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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