i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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