It was confusing and full of hummus
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Randomize
