Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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