Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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