Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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