marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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