Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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