Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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