ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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