is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize