i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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