He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
He passed out mid-signature
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
