Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
