Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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