So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize