He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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