i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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