I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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