I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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