You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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