ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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