I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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