I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
3pm strippers are depressing
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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