even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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